Shurara paced around his room in the mansion, thinking up ways to steal the keron star and Pururu from Keroro. Once he decided on a good one, he appeared downstairs then heard a expected sound...
Crying
He headed to the living room to find his corps surrounding the television, sitting on the couch and the floor. He quickly noticed Kagege and Putata crying their eyes out.
"What's going on here?!!" Shurara yelled, alarming the corps.
"Ah, um-!!" Mekeke stammered, "We're watching a pekoponian show!!"
"Why are Putata and Kagege crying?! What is this trash?!!" Shurara glared.
"D-Days of our lives."Kagege sobbed, "Raoul's in a coma and Jackie's p-pregnant!!"
Shurara went dead silent for minutes on end before...
He shoved his way unto the couch, knocking Robobo and Gyororo off.
"So who got this 'Jackie' pregnant?" Shurara questioned while sitting back.
"Raoul's evil twin." Giruru told.
"...Figures."Shurara scoffed.
Yukiki's probably like, why do I live with these guys...